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When you attend a party at a random house, and you go into a room and shit on the floor.
Who the fuck left these stinking party logs here?!?!?
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When a person takes a crap and the water from the toilet splashes up onto the buttocks. Thus, it is like a "log ride" at an amusement park in that the "log" goes down into the water and you get splashed.
"I didn't enjoy my last crap because I got a log ride."
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When there is not enough water in the potty bowl and your poop gets stuck near the top and the water cant wash it away, so it sits for days!
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to masterbate while on the toilet
'wheres john and whats that noise?'
Reply:
'he went upstairs to toilet, I think hes icing the log'
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Log rolling is the promotional strategy used when authors swap complimentary quotes on book jackets. It has come to be used with all celebrities who mutually compliment or promote each other.
Writing a positive review of his book will be my first foray into the grand literary tradition of log rolling, guaranteeing my entry
into his social circle.
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(slang) Vietnamese Person...
"Wake up and smell the Napalm, son!"
"That doesn't smell like normal Napalm"
"Well, son, that there's two parts Napalm, one part unfortunate Rice Paddy dweller!"
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A particularly long and solid piece of fecal excrement. When such a thing appears, its creator is required to notify roommates via calling out "doom log!" while on the toilet.
Hey guys, I just let out a doom log in the toilet bowl!!
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