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A woman driving a heavy-duty truck as a daily commuter.
There's another lipstick lumberjack on her way to the office in town.
Nickname for someone who does concrete demolition.
"HOLY CRAP, Kyle is looking like a concrete lumberjack today!"
Used to describe a fashion style in Oregon, typically consisting of trendy clothing and a sizeable beard.
Kevin is from Oregon and clearly retained that classy lumberjack swag.
Fantasiers everyone should have/Fantasies everybody has. Its the groud floor of every phedophile in the world.
"I had so much cum on my face because of lumberjack fantasies"
You begin by violently banging a hooker in the ass from behind, and I mean VIOLENTY! Pull out, flip her over on her back, and put her feet behind her ears like she’s in the “Happy Baby” yoga pose. Once she’s in this position and her balloon knot is exposed to the sky, sit on her so your holes are aligned like the stars. Using her as your own personal toilet, purge your bowels into her back alley. Now slide your schlong back into her poop chute and continue ramming until you blow your jizzy load into her exhaust pipe . Have the hooker do jumping jacks for about 30 seconds to mix it all up, but make sure she’s flexing that sphincter. You don’t wanna lose that ooey-gooey goodness before you can get a pan to catch it.
Refrigerate for at least 90 minutes. Now this newly created "batter" can then be baked to make lumberjack pancakes.
Me and my buddy Tally found a skank on Las Vegas boulevard and paid her $50 to let us make some batter. In the morning we made lumberjack pancakes for the boys. Happy, Flank, Fanny, and E enjoyed a delicious homemade breakfast.
A man that busts up pallets behind his trailer to put on his burn pit.
I busts up lots of pallets tonight Ma now we gonna be able to cook yo catfish on the burn pile. That's what Redneck Lumberjacking is.
Neighborhood guy, bearded, knows a little about lawn care and home improvement. Knows everything about the Blackstone grill in a kind neighborly way.
That Jason is a true culdesac lumberjack. He really knows his way around the Blackstone.