Rural Dictionary

mini skirt

They can be cute, but if worn the wrong way, they are just trashy.

The natural brunette wore a modest mini skirt that didn't show her whole body. The peroxide blonde did.

by DizzyLizzy January 18, 2007

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A girl who is attractive from the back but ugly as sin when seen face to face.

There are degrees of mini wheats, like to 1/2 mini wheat who is hot from all angles from behind, or the 9/10 mini wheat who is bangable from all directions except head on.

"I saw this girl with a perfect ass in line, but when she turned around she was a mini wheat."

by Skivwidget April 9, 2006

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mini-me

(adjective) Exceedingly small; restricted in size by comparison with most others of the same kind or class.

(overheard in an office with shared cubicles) "Why do I always get this mini-me chair? I cant even reach the desk!" or... "I used to drive a station-wagon. Now I can't even fit my groceries in this stupid mini-me car."

by {M} June 6, 2005

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mini butt

Euphemism for a female’s shaven labia, especially if the labia are full and plump thereby resembling a small pair of butt cheeks.

The opposite of "meat curtains" where the labia are distended or are saggy and floppy or stretched out.

Said to a nude female dancer, "Show me that mini butt! Shake your mini butt!"
Used as reference to yourself (female), "After shaving, my mini butt was so firm and smooth."
As a description, "That girl's mini butt was so tight, not like the meat curtains on my ex!"

by Child of the Corn March 30, 2007

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