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a mf rockstar, hottest girl on earth, bi queen.
why am i crying? oh, yeah, i’m listening to she knows it by maggie lindemann.
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An excellent actress whom was born November 16, 1977. She is most likely known for her roles in Secretary, Donnie Darko, and Mona Lisa Smile. Her ground breaking performance was Secretary where she develops an obsessive crush on her boss, played by James Spader, which leads to a bizarre relationship. In order to promote her film Secretary, she posed for Playboy.
Not only is she great at acting, she also has a knack for English. She earned a B.A. in the field from Columbia University. Her studying of English gave her theater experience and stage experience which led her to acting after graduating.
She is also the older sister of Jake Gyllenhaal whom she starred opposite of as his sister in Donnie Darko. The two also worked together in A Dangerous Woman and Homegrown. The first six movies she made, Waterland, A Dangerous Woman, Shattered Mind, The Patron Saint of Liars, Homegrown, and Resurrection were all directed by her father.
She is a very alluring, attractive, charming, gorgeous, humorous, pleasing, provocative, smart, stunning, talented, wonderful actress. She, along with her brother, have an enormous heart, enormous amounts of wit and sense of humor. She also enjoys her girl time and pestering her little brother and his friends.
The actress that told Jake Gyllenhaal's character in Donnie Darko to "Go suck a fuck." is Maggie Gyllenhaal.
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You pull a Maggie Harding when you get drunk and put on your make up. Similar to the way that Rupaul always does her(his?) make up.
Dude, don't get too many shots deep. You might pull a maggie harding and then fall off of an air mattress. Yiz heard!
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Kathy Griffin's Mom. Kathy is an awesome, ginger comedian who is loud and hilarious. Maggie Griffin is an Irish-Catholic 90 year old, who loves her box of wine. She was on "Kathy Griffin-My life on the D-list" She is always telling Kathy to stop offending celebrities. She thinks she knows all the celebrities, I guess she is a little crazy. She wrote a book titled "Tip it!: The world according to Maggie" in 2010.
Person 1: "Who's that elderly woman standing next to Kathy Griffin?"
Person 2: "Oh, thats Maggie Griffin, She is Kathy's mom. I think she is very energetic for a 90 year old."
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The most beautiful girl in the universe. She is very kind and extremely smart 90's on every test. She is very good at atheletics like hockey baseball track and field etc. She is more perfect than perfect. If you are lucky enough that she loves you take it love her with all your heart she deserves the best. Love her endlessly tell her she is beautiful everyday because she always looks gorgeous never looked bad never will. Cherish her. She is the best of the best
Man: who is that?
Guy: Maggie jo
Man: she is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life
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You are doing a fine young woman or something resembling one, in the ass and you are ready to blow your load. You mysteriously are able to piss in her anal cavity first, then blow your load afterward. You then further continue to squeeze her belly from behind, possibly like a slow Heimlich Maneuver, and observe the beauty as the lovely mixture within said anus, bubbles out like a fine champagne with a frothy beginning/head.
I was going to use real champagne and the bottle up her ass like that video we saw earlier but I opted to go forth with a Golden Maggie, it is safer in regards to PSI (a shaken Champagne bottle may be too extreme), and I ain't goin out with blue balls tonight!
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Maggie grace is most likely someone who sucks fast and hard. And can't get enough dick. She's is shy on the streets and gross in the sheets. Maggie is probably unpopular in her school and has 4 friends. Even if someone is trying to her out of the picture she'll always find her way back in. Maggie will make time to hang out with you (only if she's not sucking dick or making a how to twerk vid 4 her YouTube channel) She is the kind of girl that has a crush on a classmate and a fictional movie character. If your ever looking for a friend look for Maggie Grace, jk. She may not be the prettiest or a movie star but she has a lot of "fun"!!!
Wow she's ugly, she must be named Maggie Grace.
Damn she has a big booty she must be a Maggie grace.
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