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An amount or “wad” of money possessed or used by a person who falsely believes it is sufficient to accomplish something impossible or deliver magical solutions to a problem. A term applied to someone with delusional or false hopes about what spending money can accomplish.
“President Obama thinks corporate bailout money is a magic wad. He expects sociopathic corporate executives to instantly become honest and responsible as a condition of bailing out the companies they have destroyed through incompetence, greed and corruption.”
“Hey dude, Benny thinks he is going to find two tickets to the sold out Paisley Rabbits concert tonight for the twenty dollars he has left from his pay check. Yeah, he thinks he has a magic wad.”
“I have made a million dollars now. If I want something done all I have to do is make a telephone call and it happens. I am going to call my Congressman and tell him I want all the current members of the US Supreme Court removed and replaced by the end of the month.” (This man thinks one million dollars is a magic wad that will get his Congressman to do anything he wants.)
Slang term for marijuana, originating from the practice of hiding marijuana inside flashlights at Lincoln High School in Portland, Oregon.
How about a dime o' magic flashlight?
The weapon-of-choice for foolish samurai warriors.
"But, a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me."
A lobby in an online multiplayer game (specifically Call of Duty or Halo) where everyone in it is either a new player, or they just suck, except you. Thus, you use them to your advantage and whup there ass. Started by the commentator Blametruth.
Friend 1: Yo man, last night we were pwnin' noobs in this magic lobby in CoD.
Friend 2: Really? Most lobbies nowadays are just filled with tryhards.
Put your fingertip on your asshole and fart then sniff your finger or make someone else smell it.
I tricked Dave by giving him a magic wicker, he thought he was gonna smell a new aftershave on my finger, instead he smelled my horrible fart.
Pants that make any girl go from flat to PHAT
Dude 1: Bro did you see Flat Ass Rebecca today
Dude 2: Ye she's looking PHAT today
Dude 1: Dude she's wearing those magic pants today looking like a whole new student
Dick magic is when a dude makes his dick levitate without even holding it or anything, its just pure magic.
Dude, did you see that dudes dick just go up, down and around! He wasn't even holding his dick! He's totally good at dick magic.