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An inanimate object that attracts men to it.
Carl: We're going over Steve's house because he has a 60 inch plasma TV. That thing is such a man magnet.
Jeff: I hate standing around the keg. Too much of a man magnet.
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A rather portly gentleman who appears to have the uncanny ability to magnetically attract all the pies in the immediate vicinity for his personal consumption.
“Look at the size of him! He’s a proper pie magnet”.
“Yes... I agree. He is indeed most rotund”
“What?”
Someone of usually lesser skiing competence with whom you find yourself continually on collision course on a downhill ski run as they seem to time their turns to exactly mirror your own, regardless of what you do.
As in: That guy's a real ski magnet - that's the third time he's nearly skied into me in the past four minutes on this run.
A person who has so much clout that you gain some clout just by standing near them. They radiate positive energy, and they make NO TIME for haters. Being around a clout magnet is a surprisingly smart approach to moving up on the totem pole.
Look at Aiden, he is such a clout magnet! Someday, I want to be like him!
Someone who is overly attracted to women that are 8+ months over their pregnancy due date.
Person 1: "Bro see that hot ass over there?
Person 2: "Ewww no dude that girl is like 8 months past her pregnancy."
Person 1: "Shit you're right dude... I might be a mother magnet."
A character (or characters) in a movie most likely to be slaughtered by the psychotic killer
The four stab magnets explored the secluded cabin, unaware of the evil, hungry eyes leering at them through a slit in the boards.
Metallica album released in 2008 which many saw as a redemption for Metallica as it was reminiscent of the thrash metal style which Metallica originally was. Suicide and Redemption is a fucking badass song.
DAMN DEATH MAGNETIC IS AMAZING