Random
Source Code

Man Magnet

An inanimate object that attracts men to it.

Carl: We're going over Steve's house because he has a 60 inch plasma TV. That thing is such a man magnet.

Jeff: I hate standing around the keg. Too much of a man magnet.

by VI Crunk Man September 19, 2007

9👍 4👎


stab magnet

A character (or characters) in a movie most likely to be slaughtered by the psychotic killer

The four stab magnets explored the secluded cabin, unaware of the evil, hungry eyes leering at them through a slit in the boards.

by Juan_Toofrey December 30, 2017


cancer magnets

The politically correct way to refer to women's boobs.

Bro#1- YO DUDE BRO!!! check out the cancer magnets on that hiena.
Bru#2- DAAAAAM BROHIEMS!!! I'd smash that pinata till her sour patch dried up.
Brah#3- °○° BROSEPHS!!! If those cancer magnets got any stronger earths poles would flip.
Bruh#4- GOOOOD DAANG BROHAMS!!! I'd swim the Grand Line for a log pose leading to that treasure box.
Bra#5- WOOOOW BROFAM!!! Those'd hold enough milk to drown 10 baby seals.

by Caustirical October 20, 2018


Nag Magnet

noun
INFORMAL

1. Affectionate slang for someone who needs constant nagging, typically a teenager, or an adult who refuses to grow up.

2. A kick-ass garage rock band from Wanaka, New Zealand, with balls bigger than King Kong’s.

1. "I love you dude, but oh my god, you are such a nag magnet"

2. "Holy shit, did you see the Nag Magnet show last night? They were totally epic!"

by Ol' Ticklefingers August 30, 2021


Bone Magnet

1: Jackie
2: A hot girl that causes boners to gravitate towards her.

After we broke up, she got skinny and became an instant bone magnet. She had to fight dudes off with their own weiners.

by Ben Inthar June 1, 2011


Pie Magnet

A rather portly gentleman who appears to have the uncanny ability to magnetically attract all the pies in the immediate vicinity for his personal consumption.

“Look at the size of him! He’s a proper pie magnet”.

“Yes... I agree. He is indeed most rotund

“What?”

by jspam February 16, 2020


ski magnet

Someone of usually lesser skiing competence with whom you find yourself continually on collision course on a downhill ski run as they seem to time their turns to exactly mirror your own, regardless of what you do.

As in: That guy's a real ski magnet - that's the third time he's nearly skied into me in the past four minutes on this run.

by Beeyem April 15, 2013