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Occurs almost any time one even merely strokes a male's penis.
"A woman walked into the room and the man was thrown into instant male orgasm."
A kind of fellow some ladies in search of an Alpha male may end up with.
The key distinction here is that instead of being the man's man they were looking for (charming, confident and entertaining), deep inside he's fundamentally still a kid whom:
1) is capable to ending up in trouble for doing shit as dumb as hell.
2) hangs out with equally maladjusted, immature friends.
3) may often show more interest in shit like Wrestlemania on TV, playing videogames and fidgeting idiotic apps than in an actual night out with his woman.
From the character of the old TV Series "The Little Rascals", a.k.a "Our Gang".
Woman1: "How's Sheena? I heard she got a new BF..."
Woman2: "Yeah, whom she tended to saturday night at the ER after he opened his forehead on a tree branch by riding stolen bicycles pissed drunk with his friends. Got picked up by the cops and they had to give him ten stitches".
Woman1: "Wow, I thought she needed her Alpha male..."
Woman2: "Yup she did, and she ended up with her Alfalfa male. He's 37, by the way".
Woman1: (eye-rolling)
the redirection of gaseous air to either side of the scrotum, simultaneously filtered by the surrounding pubic hair and or the naked sack itself...while sitting down
Jaime, stop male queefing on my computer chair!
Male who avoids pack mentallity; also applies to females (Gamma Female)
That man (or woman) is an enigma; he/she just does his/her own thing—definetely a Gamma Male/Female
1. Adjective: A whiny guy who thinks that he can get people to like him through self flagellation about his white privlidge and through threatening to take away fundamental human rights cause he says it's for the good of society. No one actually likes the Beto male and this is very frustrating to him, considering his entire persona is based on doing and saying what he thinks other people around him will like. Everyone sees through it though and thinks he's annoying and clueless. This leads the Beto male to lash out in explitives filled rants of frustration.
2. Someone who has never won an election. Would lose in a fight too.
That guy Robert keeps following me around and apologizing for if he's ever been a mysoginist to me and then keeps asking me if I will go out with him, that guy's a fuckin Beto male
the belief that you are much better or more important than other people, or behavior that shows this
Man,male egos, I don't know how you guys make it through the day with them.