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The best football/soccer club in the world. Won a treble last season and might achieve a Premier League fourpeat this season. Has players such as Erling Haaland and Manuel Akanji
Lads, Manchester City has officially has fourpeated the Premier League! Another record broken
A finished club who couldn't even make it to the Champions League and one that loses to Wi-Fi passwords in the Europa League. They have players such as, Pistiano Penaldo, Bruno Penandes, Jadon Bencho, Donny Van De Bench, Erik Tenth Place Hag and the Harry Maguire. They have millions of fans that they disappoint year after year worldwide, yet somehow the fans still spend billions on merchandise, giving the club more money to waste on players that don't perform. Their fans are also deluded all the time
Man 1: You go for Manchester Poonited?
Man 2: Yes
Man 1: You are so terrible, you lost to Wkh4onbflUHFFK FC last Thursday
Man 2: Well, actually, Antony did a cool spin on the wing, and Rashford touched the ball twice, Elanga hit the griddy after his own goal, Harry Maguire had a double Hat-Trick of own goals, Penaldo sat on the bench all game but at least he smiled and clapped once, Penandes missed back-to-back penalties, but its alright we'll get em next time.
like the salisbury journal but they do not moan as much. unlike the salisbury journal manchester evening news sometimes play fifa to predict the score between who city and united were playing they sometimes moan about stuff but not as much as salisbury journal
manchester evening news are actually better than salisbury journal
When a very large and heavy man sits on your chest so you can't move.
I was wrestling with Jack and then he Manchestered me.
A beautiful place in West England with lovely sea views and only a half an hour drive from Wales! A must see spot for all tourists
Lets go to Manchester for the holidays!
A word Cody from Iowa made up in 2011
Person 1: “I’m gonna punch you in the face”
Person 2: “Manchester”
When someone claims they can, will, could or would do something and another person calls Manchester the original party must perform said action or get an eyebrow notch.
Person 1-matt is such an idiot
Matt- hey that hurt my feelings im going to cry
Person 1- Manchester
Matt- begins to cry because he was machestered or else he would get eyebrow notch