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A degree-less Filipino politician that wants to regain power to his criminal family
Known to be a tax evader, a coward, a massive liar, a person who has no real achievements and a plan-less person devoted to "unity"
its sad to see people voting for BongBong Marcos considering he is a bad politician
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One of Italy's greatest heroes. Together with fabio Grossso, Materazzi led the Italian national Football team to a wonderful victory in the 2006 World cup. He did at least 90% of the entire team's job by scoring the equalizer during the final match against France, as a retaliation to France's terrorist attack carried out by a north african criminal known as "Zizou", who was later captured and given a lifetime ban from football fields (which Frenchs still believe was a volountary retirement) after headbutting His Imperial Highness Marco Materazzi.
Tornando a casa, troverete i bambini. Date una carezza ai vostri bambini e dite: “Questa è la carezza di Marco Materazzi”
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1) A tool that is easy to purchase at gun stores or Senate offices.
2) An AR-15 assault rifle
I bought a Marco Rubio to help protect my family. Surprisingly it was easy to buy.
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Being a technically homosexual male, sexually attracted only to anime males, or "2-D boys", just like our friend Marco.
You: Wait, isn't John gay? Why wouldn't he want to go on a date with me?
Me: Don't take it personally, he's Marco-sexual. He only likes them 2-D boys.
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If you ever encounter a Juan Marco, please proceed with caution. He is let alone the most attractive/sexiest male you will ever lay your eyes on. He’s too sexy for his shirt, that it hurts.
Dear god i wish I was Juan Marco
october 21 is marco day… just always make sure “that’s it!”-MC
call a marco today tell him his hair looks great ask about emily and that’s it!
things to say to marco on marco day!
“wow look at his hair, that’s it!”
“marco must curl his hair bc that rly is it!”
“aw look at marco and emily that is it!”
a hot and sexy gentleman, a beaner with a big cock and a juicy ass, a marcos is truly someone who youd want to be with.
thats marcos garcia over there.. he really knows how to stick it in!