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A person who can never get his way. He is always talking like he has plugs up his nose and a fork in his throat, but he knows we be just messin. He has an obsession with saying words about people that like the other sex and sometimes saying it about his XBOX friends and likes freshman. But at the end of the day he is pretty chill. Plus he can't inhale but you will have to ask him about that story.
WOW, look at Matt hooking up with that freshman, NICE!
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An amazing boy that can light up you day just by being around you. He seems a little outgoing but that's what makes him unique! He isn't afraid to speak his mind when around friends, but gets shy when he is faced by other people. Not normally a fight but fights for what he loves if necessary. He loves sports (maybe a little too much) but all in all he is a supportive guy that can make just about anyone smile. Any girl would be lucky to have him as a boyfriend for his loyalty exceeds the limits. He will stay by your side through thick and thin. Don't let a Matt go because he's one in a million!!
Girl: Matt, come hangout with us!!
Matt: No, my day is taken by my gf
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A hobbit-like asshole, whos anorexic, dose cocaine and is in love with his cousin, and has a he/she bestfriend thats always around./ could also mean, stupid, gay, or ugly.
Dude, that movie was total mattness
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Someone who comes late to work everyday and will leave an hour early
Don't be a Matt and come to work on time
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“You see the power in those pitches? That man is an absolute Matt!”
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Matt Matt: A Matt Matt is something that is twice as lame as the lamest a thing could be. For example if something was just 100% lame it would be a Matt and for 200% lame it would be a Matt Matt.
You can also make Matt Matts lamer by putting a small number above the second ‘Matt’. Maths is then used to calculate the exact amount of lame a particular Matt Matt can be. If a Matt Matt is infinity lame then this is referred to as a Matt Matt Holmes. So far only one Holmes version of a Matt Matt has been discovered by scientists and they believe that his lamesness is so rare that another Matt Matt at the Holmes level of lame is not likely to be descovered in this galaxy. He also touches kids.
Hey Chad I bunked off from science class that shit is so Matt Matt.
I’ve recently been diagnosed with aids and it’s aids. It’s so aids it’s Matt Matt to the power of 6.
I’ve been blown up and I’m just a torso.
That’s some Matt Matt Holmes level of luck dude.
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