Maximus-Obesitus III

The state of obesity at which there is no hope of recovery. Friends and family might as well order a piano box and hope it comes before the individual dies. The individual must be kept in a garage to insure access of heavy machinery for the removal of said persons earthly remains. The existence of this individual is beyond worthless; it is a negative value to society. Streets may have to be shut down as cranes bring the remains to an open field. The only benefit from their burial is that the displacement of dirt is so great that many sledding hills can be formed from it. However, they have achieved no points in life and we can only hope that God sends them to hell to sweat off all their fat before allowing them to crowd up heaven.

Holy Cow! Have you seen Maxwell lately? He is totally looking like a Maximus-Obesitus III

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Biblium Thumperian Maximus

Proper Noun.

Scientific name for a Holy Roller. Translates to "Maximum Bible Thumper".

ATTENTION: Please refrain from feeding the Holy Rollers (also known as Biblium Thumperian Maximus) as it cause undue stress to Athiests.

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hoe-ius maximus

they are hoes that are big

(fat hoe walks by)
"dang look at the hoe-ius maximus"

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maximus bigus pigus

Deriving from the latin term for 'A Big Pig'

you my friend are a 'maximus bigus pigus'

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Nemo Maximum Maximus the Third

a flying fish created by tiktok user misstanakas. Used in their funny story skits of 6 danganronpa characters, named "The Homies". First appeared on April 1st, 2022. In a featuring skit called "Sdr2 trios sleepover pt1"

"Who's your favorite character in misstanakas skits?"
"Oh, mines Nemo Maximum Maximus the Third"

Douche Bag Maximus

Donald Trump is the most Douchiest Douche Bag in the History of Bags of Douches. He kills kids with Sledge Hammers. He kills puppies and kittens with Napalm. He hates all black people. He bought an island off the coast of Florida where he practices Slavery.

ass hole who hates all black people. Bastardbigotracistnazi. He is the end all Douche Bag Maximus

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yeeticus maximus dabber the third

the master of whips dabs yeets and everything in between.

yeeticus maximus dabber the third is the greatest living thing to ever come into existence