method gurl

a crunk chic who defined Ying Yang Twins on UrbanDictionary.

I gots no idea who she is, but according to me she crunk.

Fuck dese CnUts who define bad shit bouts her.

Method Gurl, Y'all be keepin it crunk!!! Look me up baby!

Ain't Got No Example for dis fine crunk hunny!

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Clock Method

A method for fingering: using an imaginary clock to turn your finger inside the pussy. For instance 3 o'clock, 6 o'clock, back to 3, back to 6.

I used the clock method on her, she loved it.

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The Shrek Method

The act of adding adult humor to g-rated animated films that kids wont understand, but the adults would find funny.

Examples of The Shrek Method:

"Little man, my best friend is a talking car."
-David Hasselhoff in "Hop"

"That must be Lord Farquaad's castle... Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?"
-Shrek

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Cupping method

For the times where your man says touch it just once just the tip we have for you the cupping method
Simply cup your hand, placr it over his package and if youre feeling adventurous, hold a stern face and say "oh yeahh"

Last night i used the cupping method to avoid the D

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swag method

sophisticated wild-ass guess

I'm gonna use the SWAG method on the lenghth of this 2-by-4 here.

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method gurl

well, she has a nice crumpet

i do her up the bum every night to avoid the cheese growing on her cunny.

I love my daughter.

you should see how hot my daughter is!!!

pity her cunny is so dirty all the time.

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maths methods

😃😀😄😅😂😭

Just when you thought something cannot possibly be graphed, maths methods replies with a “you my friend, are incorrect”.

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