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Microsoft Cloud

Noun

1. Having spent hours or days on the computer without using the restroom, the resulting expulsion of gas to prevent defecation (see also Al Roker effect).

Derrick: "Hey dude, what's this brown haze that smells like IHOP? " Larry: "Don't panic, man, I've been on the computer searching Talismans of Tasmania for three days and I just wanted to get comfortable, so I made a Microsoft Cloud. Really, Al Roker tried it and failed, so at least I'm ahead of him."

by House of Cods March 29, 2017


Microsofted

To get the COVID-19 vaccine, which obviously has a Microsoft chip in it to make you buy Microsoft products /s

Dude, I just got Microsofted!

by HalideRadar July 10, 2021


pulling a microsoft

Defined as screwing up so severely that you derail the work of people all over the world.
This term was first posted on the Microsoft tech website by CDMA technician and founder of In Search of Uncle Sam
(A 501c3 international non profit ) he posted the term on their forum after Microsoft forced upgrades destroyed
The non profits computers and data. While Microsoft technicians and technicians from HP, Panasonic, Verizon, Bell Mobile, Qualcomm, etc were all coming to the realization that the windows upgrades were causing the damage and could not be turned off. Since that day, the term has appeared on online chat rooms, Facebook sites, and has been used

In multiple countries when defining the level of damaged caused by political incidences and computer viruses.

I am that founder and this is not a joke or meant to offend. The simple fact is it is estimated that at least 50 thousand computers worldwide were damaged by Microsoft’s upgrade. Third world countries were the hardest hit and such businesses were less likely to have the abilities to recover data and cost. My non profit was nearly destroyed and we found ourselves as vulnerable as the others because due to the nature of our international scientific work we were using older operating systems as we have to stay uniform with our international science contributors.

The situation was global and costly, as teams work through the week to repair the damage we can certainly say any technician responsible for causing this situation certainly - pulled a Microsoft!

In Regard to United States vs O.J. Simpson any forensic examination of the California trial can clearly see the
Los Angeles Officials clearly pulled a Microsoft derailing the entire prosecutions case.

The use of the term “pulling a Microsoftclearly shows the significant magnitude of the mistake or action.

by garblebox March 7, 2021


Microsoft Edge

Microsoft Edge is Microsoft's browser first released in 2015. The Legacy version of Edge used to use EdgeHTML, the new version now uses Chromium. It's now built-in Windows 10 and Windows 11, meaning it will be installed every time you install Windows 10 or Windows 11 and you cannot normally uninstall it until you use some scripts or registry tricks. Which is what people hate the most.

I just installed Windows 11 AND MICROSOFT EDGE IS INSTALLED BY DEFAULT AAAAAAAAAAA

by slideglide January 21, 2024


microsoft edge

an annoying little fucking application that you cant get rid off

microsoft: wanna use microsoft edge instead?????????
ur dumass: NO FUKKKKK U MICROPENIS I WANA USE CHROM>:(

by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 19, 2023

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microsoft meme

what lol

microsoft meme is the best way to meme yourself

by gamernice500001 May 22, 2022


Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0

A babey that is made to live and be happy.
dont ask

1. " Hey bro, ever heard of Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 "
" You mean the babey? "
" .. "
2. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is cute, and you can't deny it. "
3. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is trash. "
" **pulls knife out** whatcha said? "

by Bloxxin&Chilling#6185 April 27, 2020