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What your cock looks like two minutes after your blow your load before removing your rubber
Sitting there out of breath after humping her brains out, my wang looked like a midget in a raincoat.
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a grouping of midgets (more than two in one physical/geographical place). An alternative to (a ponder of midgets).
I was out at the bar and in walked a smidge of midgets.
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Failure to launch due to excess libation or similar substance indulgence. ie.. YOU CAN'T GET IT UP AT THE MOMENT OF TRUTH because you partied too much and too long!
Turns out VannieK was a crippled midget that night. Even Though he slamed a few redlines, his previous imbibe precluded his playing Peter North.
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Sexual intercourse between two midgets in the wild! Very rare to see!
John: 'I just saw some midget sex'
Joe: 'OMG thats so rare'
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A party where a normal sized people get a bunch of midgets and beat them up and throw them around everywhere.
Me and Connor had a Midget Party and beat up some midgets.
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When a large man has a penis that is not in proportion to his body size.
When it looks as if a midgets penis was transplanted on to a average mans body.
Yeah michaellee33 has such a midget dick
or
dysturbedstatic : dude you have such a midget dick.
michaellee33 : yea but my girlfriend loves to floss with it.
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When a Canadian man with an erected chode dips his wick into luke warm to scalding maple syrup thus making it smaller and/or possibly causing a burn to said chode penis.
Dude, I had morning wood and Stacy left me with blue balls last night so I had to give myself a Canadian Midget.
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