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Minecraft may look like just another survival fantasy RPGmade out of blocks. But when you play it for the first time, you will become “Awakened” you will realize that Minecraft is the escape from the cruel unjust world that humanity has conquered and corrupted. True joy and happiness is within us all, and Minecraft is the keymaster. A world of your own, we’re you can be free and live in harmony with all that’s around you. Including your friends who have also been “Awakended.” First you are building your house and thinking about how your gonna survive the night, next your screaming into the mic because your friend led a creeper inside and blew your house to blocks. And lastly, your sitting on the shore, staring out above the sea at the beutiful square sunset, with your 3 bffs by your side. All the while your thinking, you know...life’s good.
My future Grandson in 2065: “Hey Paw Paw? What is Mine Craft. Our history teacher told us about it at school. He told about the signing of the World Wide Peace treaty and how Minecraft caused it all. He told us stuff about uniting all humanity with this Mine Craft thing and—”
Me: *chuckles*
Grandson: “What is it Paw Paw?”
Me: “Minecraft? *Puffs Smoke* I haven’t heard that name in years...”
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A game where a blockheaded character moves in a block world.
Oh my gosh Minecraft is so laggy
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A Highly Addictive Drug Between 2011 and 2018. Use Started Dying Out Because a New drug was Created called
Fortnite. It allows your Creativity to run Wild and Higher than A Jamaican dude.
Became a widely used drug in 2019
Because someone modified it.
Tim: Bro Wtf why are you playing Minecraft? That Game is Dead.
Carlos: Why are you playing fortnite?
That game is Overrated.
Tim: Alright Give me a A Controller, Let's Hop on Our Old Worlds.
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Hey, did you know that Jason hates minecraft? He's tottally gay!
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A world that (most of the things) is possible
Person 1: Hey lets play Minecraft
Person 2: Sure!
15 minutes later...
Person 2: I still don’t get why tf a stick can hold a giant tree
Person 1: Minecraft
Person 2: And why tf there has a block that you can make monsters?
Person 1: Minecraft
Person 2: WHY TF YOU HAVE WINDOW AND YOU CAN CRAFT SAND?!
Person 1: MINECRAFT BITCH
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A game. Once you play the game your dick gets 13X it's size
Stefanie: Omg did you know John plays Minecraft he probably has a big dick.
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An expertly crafted game about mining, crafting, and many more. It's a sandbox game that has no limits. You can do whatever you want.
Synonyms include: nostalgia, childhood
"Hey wanna play minecraft?"
"Sorry I have an assignment today,maybe tomorrow."
Last online 5 years ago
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