Random
Source Code
Random
A lethal and addictive drug invented by Notch. This is the most popular drug in the world. It is mostly played by fantards (fans who act as something's biggest fan and reacts like a douchebag) who usually waste twenty four hours punching trees, killing squids, mining gold, and whining all over the place because there is a griefer (Smart e IQ over 75 and makes little kids rage) people with th in the server. If a ranter makes a video hating on Minecraft, fantards will go rage on the ranter. This game also has people with a big fanbase full of fantards. Examples include SkyDoesMinecraft (A stereotypical man that calls gold budder and hates squids), AntVenom (A drunk man that hates cows), and ChinmeySwift11 (A random guy who makes a video series called Minecraft Files and owns a pig.). Never play Minecraft or your life will be screwed by green exploding penises.
1. Fantard: FUCCCCK U GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIFEEEERRRR! I WILL KILL U IN REAL LIFE IF U DONT STOP!!!!!!!!
Griefer: I'm Italian and I won't stop.
2. Ranter: I hate minecraft.
Fantard: I HATE U TOO FOR HATING MINECRAFT!
3. Squid Fan: Butter will be melted by the glorius sun of the Squids.
Fantard: FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUU MY BUTTER SWORD WILL SWICE U IN HALF!
26👍 41👎
The best game in the universe, and also a good source of irony.
"Hey bro squad up on MInecraft"
"Aight fam I bet I could destroy you in a 1v1 in the Roblox mod gang gang"
3👍 2👎
A Blocky Ass Game With Shitty Ass Graphics
ROBLOX Player: "What Is A Minecraft? Is That A ROBLOX Game?"
Minecraft Player: "Its Better Than Fortnite."
ROBLOX Player: "I'm In!"
Later...
ROBLOX Player: "Was He Kidding?"
3👍 2👎
A game that ends as many friendships as it creates.
$teven,"I love minecraft"
@very," Steven, end your life"
3👍 2👎
In the religion of Gamers,Minecraft is the name of the heaven after death.When you die,a respawn button appears and you get in Minecraft.If you weren't a gamer in your life,you go in the hell,also known as Fortnite.
"That guy is probably gonna respawn in Minecraft!"
3👍 2👎
Minecraft is a sandbox game that allows you to go on servers, play with friend on same Wi-Fi, and even play single-player! There are also different types of gamemodes that you can play.
Creative: Build whatever you want, and it's also private!
Survival: A harder gamemode where you have to survive, without unlimited resources. You have to get your own resources to survive.
Hardcore: Only one try, if you die, you will rage like you just don't care because you only have one try!
Please don't fucking rage. It's a good game. Don't use the game for bad reasons, like a substitute for drugs.
Tony: Hey, let's go!
You: Fuck that! I'm playing Minecraft you dirty prick!
9👍 11👎
2 or more people who have minecraft syndrome
wow they are minecrafters
7👍 8👎