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A Theory within a paradox between people where they feel utterly cringed or disgusted by another’s features or actions but where they are both equally as cringe or disgusting as one another.
The Minging Effect Theory:
“oh my! Your filth rinks”
“I was just only thinking of the same thing about you?”
The act of preventing a girl from getting laid by saying something or doing something that puts the other guy/girl off or distract one of them from the flirting at hand.
The female equivalent of cock block.
Similar to clam jam.
(Gemma is chatting up a guy)
Manuel: "Hey Gemma, I bought you a new toothbrush, so you don't have to use the one you dropped down the toilet anymore".
(Guy walks away)
Gemma: "Manuel, don't minge impinge me!
When that pussy hair minge is all gray and old.
Rachel is only 35 and she already got the prune minge. I made her shave it since I don’t want think I’m doing my Grammy.
1. A fungal infection of the female nether parts, which forms a distinctive, lattice-like mildew growth between the labial folds, and which smells strongly of overripe camembert cheese.
2. A general insult used in the British Isles to deride any disliked person.
I can't believe Mr. Patterson gave me an F in my assignment. What a complete and utter minge waffle!
A girl that won’t let you floss with her pubic hair while your eating her stinky cunt out.
1. Man, Stacie was so keen on a moustache ride but she wouldn’t let me floss with her pubes, she had a Stinge minge.
2. Dude that Puss was so good, desperately needed some Stinge Minging though.
A vagina which has been disused for some time, it's wrath is ready to be unleashed.
It should be approached with caution.
She was gagging for it, i've never seen such an angry minge.
Her minge was so angry it took my hand off.