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A sexual act in which the male is attempting anal (after coming close but being denied several times). The male positions himself behind the female, puts the tip of his penis in her anus, latches on to her hips, digs in his toes and thrusts for all he is worth. The female will typically shoot off the penis with high velocity, crashing face first into the headboard of the bed, occasionally knocking herself unconscious.
After several attempts and with mounting frustration, T-dizzle launched a face to headboard missile and the relationship was over.
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When a man is mounted atop a woman with his balls in her mouth, he shifts forward as to move his ass right above your open mouth and farts.
"Dude, I was tea-baggin' this bitch and she bit my sack! I had no choice but to give 'er a Marshal Mouth Missile!"
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When you urinate a kidney stone directly into your lover anus during the act of a piss Emema.
Me and old lady were weird and I gave her the old Pennsylvania piss missile and all the worlds problems disappeared.
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Italian Missile Crisis - When an Italian man shoots a fat load into a girl. And she in turn laughs a hearty laugh and the cum shoots out back at him.
Did you hear about Anthony's Italian Missile Crisis?
When you shit then ram it at a forcefully high speed into your female cousins cooter
I just gave cousin darlene an alabama cruise missile last night
What you call a penis after fucking a menstruating vagina to a murderous war scene observed only on July the fourth.
The heterosexual couple enjoyed a 'Merica Murder Missile instead of attending the fireworks show this Independence day.
The crisis a female has when an Irish American guy shows her his big white cock.
Irish American guy,"When she sees my missile, she has a crisis!" Thus, Irish Missile Crisis.