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Mobile Home

A “manufactured home” is where meth labs take place and hoarders live if your lucky enough you’ll see a Mexican grandma riding a bicycle wearing a headlamp

“Ew Carol look it’s a mobile home.”

by wermanator October 10, 2018

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twat mobile

Derived from the "Bat Mobile" from Batman, used to discribe a piece of shit car, usually covered with stickers and other cheap and nasty modifications and being driven by the local little chav idiot.

"oh look it's fucking twatman in his twat mobile!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 14, 2006

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Windows Mobile

Let’s see, Windows Mobile DOES have free apps. With all smartphones, the ONLY thing they ever have to do is manage your contacts idiot! They only have to automatically manage your E-Mail, SMS, MMS, and social networking. Other phones such as Blackberry, iPhone, and Android phones also need a mandatory data connection so why JUST bash WinMo for also needing one? Also after using the HTC Touch Pro2 I can ensure the 3G is far from slow. Also Windows Mobile has a task manager to end apps if you aren't using them, the only reason they stay running is because the OS is MADE for multitasking and the ability to switch from app to app freely without having to start them all over. (Ex: Listening to music on Windows Media Player while replying to an text, then switching to the internet browser to copy and paste a paragraph into the Microsoft Word document you had running in the background for a project you had due for your boss, then when you finish the document you forward it straight to your boss through the E-Mail app w/o ever having to even touch a computer) They also have an option in the settings to close the app instantly when you click the 'X' (or to tap and hold the 'X') so you don't have to go through task manager. The only people who complain about Windows Mobile are the idiots too dumb to learn how to use something. Windows Mobile 6.5 has an awesome easy to use interface and on HTC phones they make it even easier to use with HTC Sense or TouchFlo 3D.

My favorite Windows Mobile phone out right now is the HTC Touch Pro2. Th best Windows Phone devices out right now are the Touch Pro2, the HTC HD2, the AT&T Tilt2, the HTC Fuze ECT. IMHO the HTC HD2 is an iPhone/Android killer, don't believe me? Go on YouTube and search up reviews for the HTC HD2.

by MicrosoftFanboyKweezy August 13, 2010

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Boost Mobile

Where you at?

Used to ask somebody where they are at. Its a reference to their slogan "Boost Mobile. Where you at?"

Commonly used in text messages or in phone conversations. Also used when talking shit when playing xbox, ps3, or any kind of game

Text from your mom: "Boost mobile"
Your response: ignore

Call to your bro
Bro: Hello
You: Boost mobile
Bro: Im like two minutes away. chill the fuck out

You just scored on FIFA '10:
You: BOOST MOBILE, BITCH!! BOOST MOBILE!!

by imunnasmackthisfool March 17, 2010

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vag mobile

a man driving a mitsubishi eclipse.

look at that fag driving the vag mobile.

by kelley sherman September 1, 2003

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virgin mobile

N. Adj. The worst of the worst phone service. The bars are ALWAYS on low, and in the middle of class when you are in the building, it BEEPS to let you know how bad the signal is. Mine beeps all the time. Pretty much the WORST company. The only good thing about it is the real ringtones which may I add are about 5 bucks each.

Virgin Mobile rips people off.

by Stevepower November 26, 2006

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Mobile Dishwasher

A woman.

or

More specifically a good well kept woman.

Man: I have a wife that stays at home, makes me supper, irons my pants, tends to the kids and jerks me off when im stressed out. Gosh do I love her.
Mobile Dishwasher: Honey, I'm done washing your clothes. What would my superior master wish of me to do now.
Man: The possibilities are endless...

by Bib Bobby Jonez December 7, 2005

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