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When a girl wakes up on Monday feeling down (because it's Monday) and decides she looks ugly (when she looks fine) so wears slightly too much makeup in an effort to feel better. The excess makeup doesn't necessarily make her look bad, but it is just more noticeable.
She looks cute.
You think? Monday Makeup if you ask me.
As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.
Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”
When you were having fun on sunday and tomorrow you wake up and realize its monday, True Misery
*wakes up* Oh no, its Monday Misery time
Coming from your weekend, you finish your day at work and afterwards you aren't just exhausted, you're in a delirious stupor and totally fucked.
Hey, are you okay? Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!
Um, no. It's much worse than that. I'm Monday Fucked.
A term to describe a person didn't sleep on sunday.
Phil: Hey Jim
Jim: Yeah Phil
Phil: Did you see Bob?
Jim: Yeah
Phil: whats up with him today?
Jim: oh he didn't sleep last night
Phil: Oh he's a Monday Zombie
Cyber Monday is every lazy person’s day, a Monday, when they can buy items online at a lower price without having to get up from their couch.
Human:”Finally, some deals that I can get some deals online on Cyber Monday!”
Every Monday people be nice to each other and give each other compliments as a way of being nice and to make each other’s Monday less awful.
Monday, August 6th (Compliment Monday)
Devin: Hey you have nice forehead
Aroura: Thanks you have a nice one too