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When someone takes a crap and picks the corn and nuts out then is shoved down an unsuspecting victims throat making them sing
I got a video of a sub Mongolian throat singing and put it on worldstar
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Stephanie really liked Mongolian throat singing for Brad.
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The darkest day in mankind history. Forced to pick the gold that grew from the sacred Mongolian tree, Mongolians rushed to be the first to gather the sweet nectar bars of currency. As ladders did not exist, people were flung via catapults in order to rach the branches. The success rate of hitting the tree and avoiding a plummenting splatty death was .01%. The lucky few who made it on to the trees would be poked to death by the waiting Mongolians' sticks and cell phones. Only man mongonlian participating survived the battle, Sum yung-mahn, received the 75 gold bars the tree possessed, and then proceeded to burn down the tree with a box of matches, perventing others from returning for a second gold growing. Since gold grows on Trees and is not a mineral, it would take rare gold seeds to replenish the source years later. When Sum tried to cash in his effort, he was shcoked to find that Mongolia has just be taken off the gold standard. Now holding useless bars of tree metal, Sum Yung-mahn was a poor broken man. He lated invented Buddism.
The Mongolian Gold Rush of 1845 was such a useless and pointless war.
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Testicle skin getting stuck between braces while teabagging your partner.
Karen realized too late. Hector was the victim of a mongolian meat knuckle sandwich...
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When you are effin a chick in the anal canal, and u eat her shit and puke it out onto her ass, then do her...hard
o god im gonna mongolian stomach fuck you.
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Someone of Asian decent who swaps tits with the mongolians
Dominic wondered if that man was an Asian Mongolian Tit Swapper or not
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When 3 or more men rotate around in a circle around a small animal while ejaculating all over it
Man that was so fun when we Mongolian Merry Go rounded the Doob last night after Attending ninjas funeral