sitting monk

A type of sexual position in which the male or lady-boy, basically whoever has the penis sits indian-style with his legs crossed over one another on the floor preferably on a comfortable and somewhat cushioned surface, such as a yoga mat, with his back against a wall or sturdy surface and his arms pressed against his sides in an upward manner while his hands are extended out to the side as if he's asking his partner for spare change. Then, the women will sit in his lap placing his penis into her vagina or anus, squatting into the gap created by the man's legs being crossed, with her knees bent and feet facing forward she will place her hands in his palms to use as leverage and begin sliding up and down on his cock (usually while chanting).

Chris: Hey man, I've got an extra ticket to the game tonight do you want to go with me?
Phillip: Sorry man, I can't tonight! Jenny and I are going to temple this evening.
Chris: Temple?!? I didn't know you two were Buddhists?!?

Phillip: Oh! We're not! Jenny bought this new kamasutra book the other day and tonight we're trying the sitting monk position. I suppose I'm supposed to be Buddha and she's going to worship my cock or something. Afterwards, I'm going to bless her with my holy water if you know what I mean???
Chris: Holy water??? That's Catholic not Buddhist!
Phillip: Whatever, I'm getting laid.

Punching the Monk

masturbation. The tip of a penis resembles the shiney bald head of a monk. See also punching the midget punching the munchkin punching the cyclops

After 50 minutes of punching the monk, Don was wasted.

braindead monk

someone beyond braindead, to the point of acting like a monkey

"That kid is a braindead monk"
"Yeah he is so dumb."

monk dime

A bald patch, usually circular, on the crown of the head. Obviously named for the hair habits of monks. Can also be used as a verb (see below)

Hahah, did you see the guy with the monk dime? Get a hat, loser!

Man, we need to tell John he's totally monk diming. What is he, like 25? We should get him some Rogaine for his birthday.

The Buddhist Monk

After ejaculating upon a girls face, you douse her in gasoline and proceed to light her on fire.

Jimmy got twenty to life after he gave his girlfriend the buddhist monk.

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Monks Chain

A Chain of (gay) men linked by Penis and rectom forming a complete circle.

The Gay orgie formed a perfect monks Chain

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The Monks Spunk

Something that is too good to be true.

Similar to 'the cats whiskers' or 'the dogs bollocks'

"That meal was lovely, the monks spunk if I do say so myself."

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