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A person of legal drinking age whose task it is to buy alcohol on behalf of persons not of legal drinking age during nights out or other social gatherings.
Booze monkey! Fetch me more vodka.
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Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.
"monkey tree cant pinch back!"
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Hanging from the rim preferably with one arm after you dunk on someone. Usually accompanied by a big scream.
Man, you just see that monkey jam on that white boy.
A 30 year old cultured black Tyrone BDSM genomemaxed carpenter Chad with high fructose content and immense SMV. He fufills your typical zoomer Becky's daddy kink and has a zulu meat spear for a cock. Rough in the sheets, and vague with the deets, he's Daddy Monkey. Shut it down.
You're just mad she got her intestines dug up by the Daddy Monkey.
Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce
"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."
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An idiot that steals power-up's, mispronounces or misreads words in the game "Taboo", and doesn't want your ten cents a day. High five.
Anand, you're a monkey sandbagger.
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When Monkeys eventually become as smart as/smarter than humans through evolution or gene altering drugs and attempt to take over the world.
Bill: The Monkey Revolution is happening right now.
Jack: Crap.