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someone beyond braindead, to the point of acting like a monkey
"That kid is a braindead monk"
"Yeah he is so dumb."
A monkey generally thought to hide in milk or dissolves in milk
yo bro i saw the MILK MONKE yesterday
Monk status refers to the state of mind of ultimate chill-ness. Referring to one who faces any and all situations with an overwhelming sense of calmness. The term originates from the solitude and calmness associated with traditional eastern monk lifestyle.
Derrick: Hey David, hate to have to be the one to tell you this, but your brother has been having an affair with your wife...and shes pregnant with his child.
David: hmm, this will be a great start to their new relationship. And will allow me plenty of time to focus on various hobbies.
Derrick: A..yeah...are you okay David? I expected a much bigger reaction to the news.
David : Ah, young Derrick, I have recently achieved 'monk status'. I no longer allow petty drama to effect my zen.
A bald patch, usually circular, on the crown of the head. Obviously named for the hair habits of monks. Can also be used as a verb (see below)
Hahah, did you see the guy with the monk dime? Get a hat, loser!
Man, we need to tell John he's totally monk diming. What is he, like 25? We should get him some Rogaine for his birthday.
After ejaculating upon a girls face, you douse her in gasoline and proceed to light her on fire.
Jimmy got twenty to life after he gave his girlfriend the buddhist monk.
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A Chain of (gay) men linked by Penis and rectom forming a complete circle.
The Gay orgie formed a perfect monks Chain
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Something that is too good to be true.
Similar to 'the cats whiskers' or 'the dogs bollocks'
"That meal was lovely, the monks spunk if I do say so myself."
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