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As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.
Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"
Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"
Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."
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In Sulphur Springs, to be" Skeeted up like Mother Fucker" is to high as balls on cocaine.
according to qui-qui, they was" skeeted up like a mo-fucker " that night.
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stupid ignorant mexican illegal that doesn't know shit about our laws in this country.
That stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker cant drive worth a shit.
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Any womans old man who cheats on her.
My boyfriend cheated on me and I called him a shit ass cock sucker mother fucker, and slapped the FUCK out of him. He cried like a pussy.
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A person who doesn't leave any holes on the surface of the earth unviolated. It involves fucking animal burrows, golf holes, borewells, wells, trenches, sinkholes, tunnels, graves and the like. Its origins can be traced back to the traditional glory holes. The participants wanted to feel one with nature. Erect their edifice into the ground, literally planting their seeds. A sub kink of this likes a BDSMeque twist where tree trunks are fair target for there perverse desires. Many a woodpecker nests have been flooded in such a manner. The practice is usually followed during the rains, when mother earth is adequately lubed to be penetrated.
_Jack is such a mother earth fucker, he goes to a golf course and thinks it's an orgy._
_A Mother earth fucker died as he got sucked inside a quicksand while trying to fuck it_
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This is how we said it at my (five) elementary schools in California, c. 1978-1985.
If some girl at recess was on MY monkey bar, or stole my Members Only jacket from the Lost & Found, or popped my water weenie, my best friend called her out like this and there could be a fight after school: “MOTHER FUCKER TITTY SUCKER TWO BALL BITCH! insert name, e.g. TINA MAMA’s IN THE KITCHEN COOKING RED HOT SHIT!”
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A person who’s a known maggot. Lies, cheats, and steals. No loyalty to the ones they are closest with and take no responsibility for there actions. Will stab you in the back when you least expect it.
Reporter: What do you think of Whitey Bulger?
Jimmy Hartford: He’s a rat skinner punk bitch mother fucker.
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