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Replacing the F-Word around the Fall holidays with Pumpkin to describe delicious treats and fun activities.
Craig: What's taking you so long at Dunkin Donuts?
Jess: I'm waiting for my Mother Pumpkin coffee.
When a man (often those in the fuckboy category) relies on their girlfriend (significant other) as if they are a parent or guardian; treating your girlfriend like your mother.
Bruh! Don't trip bout that money. His significant mother gets paid Friday, and she'll put him together..
Someone who cannot take care of a freaking kid and neglects/abuses the poor thing.
There were women who I met that didn't take care of their kids' dirty diapers for hours, they must be unfit mothers.
Saving the last little bits of food on your plate (usually the best bits of steak), for your significant other, because you think they’ll enjoy it more.
Derivation: This term is derived from observations of the feeding patterns of otters at wildlife sanctuary otter enclosures
Me: would you like my leftover steak? I’m full up
You: you’re just otter mothering me
Me: no, I’m really not hungry any more
You: oh alright then
Dragon mothers are mothers who grieve for children who have died or are terminally ill.
“She lost her child... she is a ‘dragon mother’.”
A bitter and twisted old hag, who, no matter how much, or what you do, is never good enough.
All my Mother in law does is moan like a bitch.
easy enough said as a mother fucking retard
Damn, Ho you a mother fucktard!!