A tampon that was thrown across the room in a fit of passion during one's wedding night only to be found a year (or more) later and mistaken for the decaying corpse of a mouse.
Uncle Smelly jumped at the sight of the wedding mouse in terror, only realizing it was their own.
Mouse Crack is the dust that emits from a natural crack in a kangaroo rat that has spent too long in a sewer. This is quality stuff which leads various species (including humans) to go to far extents to obtain this legendary item. Gimme sum of dat mouse crack. Heya boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii u kno wut i wan so giveitomeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go git ur own mouse crack, but this wons MIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U go git dis stuf from Moushek urself!
Jimmy Neutron wanted mouse crack so bad that he visited the kangaroo rat's sewer himself.
When, on the computer, you go to click on a file, page or button and accidentally click on the one next to it resulting in loss of work.
Example 1:
I'm really sorry I meant to press save but instead I pressed don't save, it was an honest Slip of the Mouse.
Example 2:
Damn, I made a Slip of the Mouse I meant to heal but I cast a spell, now I'm all out of mana.
Origins trace back to the Mousecat sometimes reffered to as Moosecat.The coolest of cool dance moves.. An up and down bouncing motion generally performed while driving but can be performed just as easily walking, eating, or while having sex. Easy to pull off but extremely difficult to perfect. When performed as awesome as the Mousecat, it is a sure fire way of attracting females and panda bears of all types. Also, it makes vaginas cry.
"How did that guy become so cool and get all those wet girls?"
" I dont know but ive never seen anyone mouse bounce like that before!"
"Oh shit look out for the panda bear!"
Its just a joke its really funny i heard a youtuber say this on yt
IMMA KICK YOU IN YO MOUSE BALLS!
Kicks*
Mouse dies on back*
South park game action (rock paper balls)
someone who is really annoying, like a mouse, and nobody likes.
Gosh Xanders being such a mousey mouse…