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When somebody sticks their fist inside a vagina and pulls it out to look around, thus being "daring"
Last night, I was trying to give the daring mouse, but my fist wouldn't fit.
Its just a joke its really funny i heard a youtuber say this on yt
IMMA KICK YOU IN YO MOUSE BALLS!
Kicks*
Mouse dies on back*
South park game action (rock paper balls)
A tampon that was thrown across the room in a fit of passion during one's wedding night only to be found a year (or more) later and mistaken for the decaying corpse of a mouse.
Uncle Smelly jumped at the sight of the wedding mouse in terror, only realizing it was their own.
Mouse Crack is the dust that emits from a natural crack in a kangaroo rat that has spent too long in a sewer. This is quality stuff which leads various species (including humans) to go to far extents to obtain this legendary item. Gimme sum of dat mouse crack. Heya boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii u kno wut i wan so giveitomeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go git ur own mouse crack, but this wons MIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U go git dis stuf from Moushek urself!
Jimmy Neutron wanted mouse crack so bad that he visited the kangaroo rat's sewer himself.
Spread your ballsack wide and then flop your cock up and down, like a mouse on a trampoline.
Aug dawg sat on a crusty couch in westsinster on a lonely Monday night, bouncing his mouse on a tramp.
When, on the computer, you go to click on a file, page or button and accidentally click on the one next to it resulting in loss of work.
Example 1:
I'm really sorry I meant to press save but instead I pressed don't save, it was an honest Slip of the Mouse.
Example 2:
Damn, I made a Slip of the Mouse I meant to heal but I cast a spell, now I'm all out of mana.
someone who is really annoying, like a mouse, and nobody likes.
Gosh Xanders being such a mousey mouse…