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A bookmark with the word "muslim" written on it used by muslims.
Hey, I noticed your bookmark has the word "muslim" on it. Interesting... Let's call it a muslim bookmark.
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A pearl muslim is when a man repeatedly ejaculates on a woman so many times that the only part of her body not covered with semen is her face (the jiz acts like a hijab, the typical wear for Muslim women where only her face is viewable). "Hijab" translates to "curtain" so this may also be referred to as Pearl Curtain.
Sean: Wow, I came so much last night I gave that girl a Pearl Muslim.
Gracie: That's gross!
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A Muslim bookmark is a piece of paper that is used by Muslim people to mark pages of books so that they can refer back to those pages in the future.
ALI: Yo, how's it going Bill, wanna check out my book?
BILL: What are all of these pieces of paper inside the book?
ALI: They're MUSLIM BOOKMARKS that help me mark pages...
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A red flag that that the plane you are about to board is doomed. If you see that your pilot has a towel on his head, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! Unless you want some crazy nutjob with a beard pointing a gun at you.
Pilot: "Hello this is your capitan speaking,my name is Ahmed and we should be arriving to New York City in about 4 hours."
Good American: "Everyone get off the plane! A muslim pilot"
Good American #2: "Oh shit! Hey, let's tie up that Raghead!
Pilot:"JIHAD"!!!!!!!
-After everone is evacuated,the Pilot is wrrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay where he will enjoy all the cockmeat Sanwiches he can eat.
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The above definition is right except in one point: Women ARE allowed to go to Muslim Burials. However, Wahhabis (the extremist sect) are the only ones who don't let women go to graveyards/burials.
1) Zulfiqar: Salam Fatimah. Did you attend the funeral prayer of the Muslim Burial?
Fatimah: No because the Wahhabis won't let me.
2) Zulfiqar: Salam, Khadijah. Did you attend the funeral prayer of the Muslim Burial?
Khadijah: Yes because I'm not Wahhabi.
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Verb: Draw-p A muz-lum
The act of defecating, specifically when the load feels like it may explode, and when it is quite probable that you may die when it blows. Originates as a play on the Muslim group, the Shiites, whose religious title looks remarkably like the English word, "Shit." Needless to say, they are probably well aware of this resemblance, and will laugh uproariously with the extensive, nay, global usage of this phrase.
Jane: John, are you OK?
John: Good God! I think this is gonna be a suicide bombing!
Jane: What?!
John: Pull the fuck over! I gotta go drop a Muslim!
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John: NOW!!!
(Sadly, John did not make it)
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to sit down and take a long needed and awaited dump
man that sheot muslim was a backtwistin motha fucka!
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