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Popular Ford Muscle car, ruined by ricers and people who dont know how to drive, great for crowd control!
"Did you see that video of that car crashing through a crowd?"
"Nah, but I'm willing to bet it was a Ford Mustang!"
Is really great until you crash it into a crowd of people.
The safest way for these to exit a car meet is by a trailer.
Suspect plowed through a crowd of car enthusiasts in a 2022 Ford Mustang Ecoboost. A fucking Ecoboost.
Receiving a god tier blowjob to a glorious climax while going 40 over the legal speed limit in a Mustang. The bucking comes in when your leg twitches from great pleasure causing you to slam a pedal down and either break drastically or accelerate to Ricky Bobby levels of speed
Person A: Tammy and I are going to try The Bucking Mustang tonight.
Person B: My cousin tried that once he slammed the brake and flew out the window.
Person A: it's a risk I'm willing to take.
When the driver of a Ford Mustang raises their middle digit towards the driver of another Ford Mustang, usually as a gesture signifying their shared love for their cars and an implied commonality of core values.
With one hand on the wheel, the other extended with glee, and as always with Jesus in his heart, Marcus excitedly gave all the other men a friendly Mustang hello as he sped through the night.
What you get if Dave Mustaine's mum snagged a Ford Mustang
I'm gonna call him Dave Mustang
The best "mom" in the world. One of a kind friend and best drug dealer to grace the face of this Earth.
That other kid would be a lot better off if they taught his mother to be a Mustang Sally.
When you "give" it to her in a Mustang.
Mustang, you know, it's the car, it's the great one. Sally, it's the chick on top of the Mustang. It's the Mustang Sally boys.
MrTLexify, June 12, 2016