Random
Source Code
Random
the rank crusties that grow on your balls due to absence in bathing
Hey joey i havent showered in days! Come smell my nut mustard.
8👍 7👎
The mix off blood, cum and shit that is often created during anal sex. It's dirty brownish yellow color and thick, soupy consistency resembles Dijon mustard.
How am I ever going to get that Butt Mustard off of my sheets before my girlfriend gets home?!?!?!
25👍 34👎
A Latin American individual who doesn't speak Spanish only English with a Keanu Reeves accent.
I met a few authentic Mustard Faces in El Paso, Texas, last night at Valero!
6👍 5👎
1.) A woman's genitalia; a vulva; a vagoo.
2.) Also, a delicious sandwich exclusively containing mustard.
1.) Man, I would definitely eat her mustard sandwich.
2.) Man, I would definitely eat her mustard sandwich.
20👍 26👎
if a member of the opposite sex is incredibly attractive, one would say they are "packin' mustard". Derives from the slang "hot" to describe attractiveness but more poetic
that girl is packin mustard
5👍 4👎
A luxury sports car for people that suck a lot of ass.
(1) "Most of the World can't afford a gold Lambo, but they can most likely afford a mustard one!"
(2) Person 1: "Dude, seems like everyone's trying to hustle each other to get to the top."
Person 2: "Pfft, all just gonna end up with a mustard Lamborghini.
Person 1: "Bunch of ass suckers."
The act of receiving, or giving fellatio whilst the penis is covered in America's finest condiment (mustard).
There I was, minding my own business next to the concession stand and this girl told me she was going to blow my mind. She whipped out the ole French's Classic and gave me the best mustard job I've ever had.
You guys will never believe this. The hot brunette at the party just gave me a mustard job in the back room.