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the rank crusties that grow on your balls due to absence in bathing
Hey joey i havent showered in days! Come smell my nut mustard.
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The mix off blood, cum and shit that is often created during anal sex. It's dirty brownish yellow color and thick, soupy consistency resembles Dijon mustard.
How am I ever going to get that Butt Mustard off of my sheets before my girlfriend gets home?!?!?!
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A Latin American individual who doesn't speak Spanish only English with a Keanu Reeves accent.
I met a few authentic Mustard Faces in El Paso, Texas, last night at Valero!
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1.) A woman's genitalia; a vulva; a vagoo.
2.) Also, a delicious sandwich exclusively containing mustard.
1.) Man, I would definitely eat her mustard sandwich.
2.) Man, I would definitely eat her mustard sandwich.
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if a member of the opposite sex is incredibly attractive, one would say they are "packin' mustard". Derives from the slang "hot" to describe attractiveness but more poetic
that girl is packin mustard
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When upon the act of fat fingering a button on a controller or remote, mustard begins to seep from the pores on the pad of said finger.
I went to unlock the car but Mustard-Fingered the panic button, now it wont turn off.
Mustard pee- That undesirable yellow liquid that comes out first when you are really expecting mustatd and usually makes your sandwich soggy
I made a sandwich in the middle of the night. I wasn't awake and forgot to shake the mustard so all he got was mustard pee that made his sandwich all soggy.