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Laugh my ass off Something so funny, it will make you laugh so hard your ass falls off.
That shit is so funny, I laugh my ass off!
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Mike Portnoy from Dream Theater's catchphrase. He even hid it in a song in morse code. And he says it a lot too. I find it hilarious, and it can be used in the way you think it could be used.
Teacher - Now, you guys have a 10 page essay due in a week. Muhahahahah!!!
Student - Eat my ass and balls
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Extreme diarrhea. Nearly pure fluid generally yellow or light brown that comes forth while attempting to shit but finding out you have this problem. Shit that actually is more like piss
Scott: "After we had that $4 all-you-can eat Chinese buffet last night, I woke up with massive stomach cramps. I went to the can and was pissing out of my ass."
Max: "yea, I had the same problem, I went to the can to take a leak, finished, fealt I had to shit, turned around, sat down and ended up pissing out of my ass!"
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Ass itching means that you’re annoying me or something is bothering you
Oh my gawd stop being so loud it’s making my ass itch
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When you lose a basketball game to someone in a wheelchair.
Wheels: Play me in basketball
Frank: okay
*Franks shoots ball*
*Wheels caps Frank in a wheelchair*
Wheels: Stef curry my ass!
The act of spewing liquid out your anus.
Dad call mom I'm pissing out my ass again.
Think about a time your butt has truly been cold. Very rarely, it means you are so cold that even your butt is cold.
I’m freezing my ass off can you please turn down the a/c!!!
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