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Englewood, NJ

Englewood NJ is the most diverse town in Bergen county, NJ. It has a beautiful and thriving downtown area with lots of places to shop and multiple eateries for all budgets. As with most of Bergen county the taxes are very high, but that does not seem to be reflected in the public school education ratings. Most of Englewood schools have terrible ratings. The de facto segregation that occurs at my town's public schools is one reason why the city is not rated higher on a list of best places to live in Bergen county. Other than that, Englewood has it all.

Englewood, NJ is definitely more dope than Tenafly.

by lumi0102 March 6, 2017


Englewood, NJ

A town that praises Netanyahu’s crimes against humanity while showing support for people who celebrate Ramadan, who also don’t support Netanyahu’s crimes against humanity.

If you live in Englewood, NJ you support Palestinian genocide.

by Bolts the Snowman March 19, 2024


NJS

Sexccc, cute and freaky af. Addictive lips that are meant just for mine. He belongs to me, girls pls stay away. Wish I could just lay in his lap all day then sit and ride and grind lolll. Anywho, he’s super sweet and a cutie heheh

Do you know what njs stands for?
No
Basically, he’s mine

by Skyy529 November 24, 2021


Maplewood, NJ

A town in Northeastern NJ. Perhaps Millburn/Short Hills, NJ's poorer cousin. They have half of the town which is nice, and half which is not. However, they have a very lively downtown which makes up for their somewhat lousy school system.

Maplewood, NJ is where Christine Ebersole lives and works for broadway.

by Happy facer boi March 14, 2022


Richwood, NJ

Ridgewood, New Jersey, AKA Richwood, New Jersey. A rich, preppy town located 35-minutes Northwest of Manhattan, New York; in Bergen County, NJ. Simply put, Heaven on earth - where the sun always shines bright and there is never a cloudy day in sight, the children skip to Ridgewood High School picking dandelions on their way there, dogs play, birds chirp, cats meow, cows jump over the moon, there is always a smile on everyone's face and there is never a bad day or a dull moment. The people are beautiful, the food is magnificent (but the only good pizza to be found in the world is in Glen Rock, NJ) the culture is thriving, the women are stunning, the men are handsome, the lawns are finely manicured (and so are the bushes, if you know what I mean) the houses are pristine, the diamonds are real, the cars are new, the clothes are custom, the hair is perfect, the coffee is fresh, the bagels are hot, the parks are clean, the curbs are swept, the roads are paved in gold, there is always a spring in everyone's step, and tomorrow always gets better.

Those pretzel-rolling, sausage-stuffing, pizza-eating big-mouth New Yackers have nothing on me! I'm from Richwood, NJ, the greatest place on earth!

by RichRichwoodKid September 12, 2013


Park Ridge NJ

A town full of rich white boys who talk shit and think they are hard. Park Ridge HS starts in seventh grade. Everyone starts smoking and doing illegal shit when they are younger than anyone in any other normal town.

Person 1, “Dude did you hear what happened in Park Ridge NJ?”
Person 2, “Nah man what happened,”
Person 1, “A massive group of little white kids broken into Burger King and smoked all the patties.”
Person 2, “What the fuck is wrong with Park Ridge!”

by girthchickenpotato November 18, 2021


Easthanover, nj

Full of Italians and white basic hoes. Everyone here has a nicotine addiction and for god sakes the hs is a CALIFORNIA CAMPUS. Who is that stupid. Anyways we do have amazing pizzerias though !!!

Friend: Omg, what happened!!
Friend 2: he told me I wasn’t Italian enough to date him !

Friend: what did you expect, he’s from Easthanover, nj

by hornet July 4, 2019