The Swiss Deal is the act of somehow inserting melted swiss cheese inside your penis so you can properly ejaculate it all over your partner's chest or facial area.
Wow, Jason! You really gave your girlfriend The Swiss Deal over the weekend? You're a savage dude!
A white truck with surface and internal rust where the owner beats the piss out of it, and eats away his tears in the front seat. 4Low is the only way this truck will drive on the highway, and the tranny will blow before the owner comes out of the closet. Basically ran on fried chicken, darts, and American dollar bills. Basically an overpaid for truck, paid for by the biggest meat stick you could find.
Reece: Hey did you hear about my new truck?
Dawson: no, how much did you pay for it?
Reese: the guy said $7100, I said, Deal.
Dawson: yeah you overpaid for that piece of shit. That's a total 7100 deal
Different term from Plea Deal. Snitch deal is someone taking the plea deal.
That nigga took the snitch deal, lets find him.
The transferring of children from one parent to another. Used when children are having a sleepover and their parent drops them off.
Parent 1: timothy wants to come over this weekend. what time do you want the krug deal to happen?
Parent 2: about 1:30pm
A deal that is too good to pass up.
Tyler: “Normally this Pop! Funko is $500. I just purchased it for FIFTY!!!”
Zach: “Snap Deal!”
A person, or persons, whose presence at an event can be a determining factor as to whether or not you attend because the person's participation in the event would greatly diminish its enjoyability.
Vyatt: "Hey, some of us are getting together for a little outing, you in?"
Me: "Who's going?"
Vyatt: "Me, Barack, John, Hillary, Dennis..."
Me:"Hillay's a deal-breaker.."
Vyatt: "What?"
Me: "You know, something came up at work..."
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A small deal is the opposite of a big deal. A small deal is something with nothing in comparison to anything else in the world except other small deals. You can recognize a small deal if you call them a small deal and they start to complain or cry or something like that. If you do call them a small deal make sure you are a big deal and not a small deal yourself.
Man 1: "Man that girl Makayla is such a freakin small deal!"
Man 2: "Yes, I know, good thing we are big deals or else I would have to kill myself"
Makayla: "Hey guys!"
Man 1: "Get out of here you small deal!"
Man 2: "Yeah!"
Makayla: *goes off and cries*
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