A small fuzzy creature with razorblades for feet. They tend to be spoiled assholes who expect everything from humans.
Person 1: Did you hear about that cat?
Person 2: Oh, yea. He's such an asshole.
"Where is the cat"?
"That is not a cat, cats do not exist."
CATS ARE NOT REAL, BELIVE ME I AM NOT CRAZY
A living being which consider themselves superior to others, knock stuff off tables, can suddenly start hating you and purr
Meow (the common used language of a cat)