Nub in a tub

A nub in a tub is the worst of people. They are just annoying and mess up everything you do

Tommy: "Starts singing really badly and loudly"
Will: "Tommy stop being a nub in a tub"

raspberry nub

The tip of your penis when it is Squeezed

That hoe gave me a raspberry nub

nub job

A hand job received from a women who has lost her hands and retains only nubs.

Yo, I can't believe you let her give you a nub job! WTF man.

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nub

to do stuff. can also be used as nubbins, which means stuff.

"wanna go downtown and nub with us??"
or "hey, i like ur nubbins. they are very fluorescent and flamboyant"

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nub guzzler

one who sucks off midgets.

That fuckin Scott is a real nub guzzler.

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nub in the pub

A person new to a public game server.

experienced man:Hey, there is a nub in the pub.
New man:lol.

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Nub Tax

1) n. A non-negotiable fee charged to a stupid or deserving person(s).

As a computer technician, I deal with stupid people every day. Often you deal with someone so stupid or they do something to piss you off, that you feel the need to 'pad' or increase their bill a bit. This is refered to as the "Nub Tax", or a fee for the stupid.

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