Clipboard nazi

Any person working a dead end job offering surveys that avidly alerts your attention and is determined to waste upwards of 5 minutes of your life to promote probably the worst product you've ever seen.

"Hey man, i got raped by a clipboard nazi today."

"You what? are you alright?"

"Yeah i'm lucky i survived, but seriously, how many times do i need to tell someone i'm not interested in bathing in semen?"

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facebook nazi

An uptight and anally retentive individual who goes around reporting suggestive and offensive material on facebook even though they are free not to view such material.

Person A: "If you don't take down your group to end women's suffrage, I'm going to report you!"

Person B: "Damn, she can't even take a joke, what a facebook nazi."

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grammer nazi

A wannabe Grammar Nazi who uses incorrect grammar but fails to see the error in his/her own typing, yet always criticizes others' grammar errors. They can be characterized by the idiom: Pot calling the kettle black.

im a grammer nazi

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bagel nazi

A stupid bitch who trys to regulate the eating/ usage of bagels except on tuesdays mornings.

KELLY RIPA: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING ITS NOT TUESDAY!

REGIS PHILBAN: WHAT ITS MONDAY AND I WANTED A BAGEL.

KELLY: BUT WE WERE SAVING THOSE FOR TUESDAY.

REGIS: WE ALL THREW DOWN ON THE BAGELS WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BAGEL NAZI?

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Grammar Nazi

To the previous poster. It is spelled grammar, not grammer.

I know, I'm a grammar nazi

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Tooth Nazi

A dentist that picks at your gums and teeth to make them bleed and hurt with a sharp stinging pain.

The Tooth Nazi made my gums bleed by poking them with tooth floss.

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Chip Nazi

A roomate who is stingy with his food. The food he buys only belongs to him. All food from him is highly protected.

Gahd, nick is such a chip nazi he won't let me eat any of his Cool Ranch Doritos.

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