Someone who fails to read specific instructions even though they were mentioned a few messages ago
“Which room did we book again?”
“It’s in the message literally above yours, don’t pull a Neil, read the message”
A duo that never quits and is never angry at each other. Great at everything they do like basketball, hockey, and lacrosse.
Neil and Jake are good friends
This is one of the coolest people in the southlake band.
Neil abrew is a person in the southlake band and goes to shcool, yeah!
When a gay couple has twins and they are genetically the father of one child each
Girl 1: Did you hear about Adam and Steve? They were Neil Patrick Harris'ed!
Girl 2: They were what?
Girl 1: They had a surrogate who had twins and both Adam and Steve were biologically the father of one baby.
The man who invented the corn dog. Literally the greatest man to ever walk the earth
My role model is Neil fletcher
A GUY WHO NORMAL LIKES PORN AND SUCKS DICK BUT IS NOT GAY
NEIL THE FAGGOT IS SUCKING DICK
A person that enjoys snitching on his neighbours for no personal gain or vandetta.
He's known as Eagle Eye Neil and can spot a violation as small as a fly's dick from 100 yards. His unquenchable thirst for telling on people that don't have a permit began somewhat mysterious. The legend is Momma Neil is an 8000 year old witch that got pregnant sucking Satans dick for a building permit. The pregnancy is said to have lasted 13 years before Neil was birthed from his mother's anus.