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When a middle class person thinks something is a major problem and is the worst thing ever to happen, when in reality it's them complaining over something stupid and normal people has far worse problems.
Person One: "The BMW car that daddy bought me wasn't working today, so I had to get on the packed bus that was 5 minutes late!"
Person Two: "Middle Class nightmare!"
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An act that is remotely sexual in nature involving a man and an asian prostitute. The afformentioned man orders a prostitute, hits her in the face with a shovel, and proceeds to chop her into small cubes, which he then rubs all over his body while masterbating.
I gave that bitch a Nightmare on Elm Street!
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Doing a dude from behind in a barn and as you cum, your friend jumps out of a stall and punches a horse in the teeth.
The other night i woke up hungover in the barn and saw the remains of a Kentucky Nightmare.
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Your sexual beast of the night ;)
Charlie Fizzz is my BEST NIGHTMARE ;)She'll be your best nightmare to, Georgio ;)
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Occurs when a black male causes problems between a couple white males at an NYC club. They take it outside, a fight starts where the black male gets beat down by the white males. The black male is then tied to a tree and has his mouth duct taped. Shortly after, one of the white males returns with a 20 piece bucket of Colonel Sanders finest KFC chicken, eat the entire bucket infront of the black male and then shove the bones up his ass.
Guy 1: Last night was unreal, what happened to your buddy again?
Guy 2: he got his ass kicked by these guys and they gave him the New York Nightmare
Guy 1: well i guess hell never eat KFC again
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for a female: receiving a load the size of a Peter North 8 roper on the face, with a majority of it finding its way into the eye.
Felicia: What did you do last night?
Rachel: Steve came over, it was fine up until the end. I couldn't sleep after, look how bloodshot my eyes are.
Felicia: Wow, that must be your worst nightmare.
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When your procrastinating boyfriend fails to reserve the suite at the best hotel in town the night your husband finally lets you go out with "the girls"! Dumb ass!
This is a "nightmare of epic proportions"!
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