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When an intoxicated man getting sexual pleasure from placing salty seaweed upon each of one's sweaty nipples
Person: Dude, are those seaweed nips?
Dude: Yeah, it makes me feel like Aquaman
When you go snorkeling and a fish thinks your nipple is a piece of squid. The fish proceeds to then bite said nipple.
You thought I scratched you with my fin when we dove in? No dude, that was a fish bitting you! You got them squid nips brah!
When a persons nipples are very long and pointy and have the texture and appearance of leather.
Joeys stepdad Sam had a massive case if leatheroni nips when he was hosing off the petunias.
Extraordinarily tiny nipples; most commonly found on women.
"She had some enormous fucking titties, but those shrimp nips were a real dick deflator."
A harsh act of spanking while dipping her right nipple in chocolate then when finished, tie a bow on the nipple and give as a gift to a loved one
"Oh dude I'm gonna dirty nip my GF Mags so hard tonight then give the finished product to gramps for his bday tomorrow"
Ethan Nip is also known as nipster the hipster. He’s An awesome dude with a catchphrase “I don’t know” if encountered get a camera, stay far away and talk like an Australian guy y’know the guy on those National Geographic’s he likes to talk a lot but isn’t passionate he’s also a follower who will do anything to fit in ex. Play paper.io if someone else is but he’s mostly a nice dude who likes weird dirty jokes he would also make jokes about Mathew which surprise surprise is his middle name
random guy:Hey look! it's NIPSTER THE HIPSTER at starbucks
Ethan Nip: das where the name comes from
Ethan Nip: stupid not knowing the name lookin ass mother fucka
random guy: FUCK YOU
Ethan Nip: Pops 5 bullets in that motha fucka
Ethan Nip: How do you like me now bitch
*Meme gansta music plays*
When somebody's nipples are so large that they overlap in the middle like the Mastercard logo.
"Bro, you know I don't like to go to the beach. I can't take my shirt off, I have Mastercard nips!"