my name

What your neighbors know if you have loud,obnoxious sex,or if you are a registered pedophile.

Trey songz: I said the neighbors know my name! random guy: Get away from me you pedophile!

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Name Grubber

An individual who uses the prestige of a university as the only criterion to attend.

David is a name grubber because, even though he wishes to attend Columbia University, he does not know why, all the while badmouthing smaller schools like Amherst College.

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name jeff

Deep in the Philippines, there may lye a grand, yet forgotten and untouchable hat

The name jeff hat

These words were the exact scriptures sewn onto that lovely cap
Proceeding an insult or really any word for that matter coats it with great emphasis
It may also be a call out to the divine one depicted on the front surface of the hat, it's said if you spin 3 times and lick the words "name jeff come" on a dusty mirror in an abandoned Filipino hospital , he may ascend from hell and grant you three wishes

"fuck ya'll.NAME JEFF!!
"how do you do? NAME JEFF!"
"Could you pass the salt? NAME JEFF"
"Take a seat, Harold. NAME JEFF"
GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM! NAME JEFF!"
"Mom, please make Jesus stop staring at me. NAME JEFF!"

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someones name

someone who really just seems like they dont like you but yet they go out with you anyway. And every day you'll get so scared that you'll loose them even though you love them but you can't fully commit to them or anyone else just in case they don't feel the same way as you.

i really dont know how to love you (someones name)

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jupiter (name)

they are the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. planet name? immediate green flag. they are literally the PRETTIEST PEOPLE ALIVE. they are so so so stunning but they don’t see it. they definitely are super smart and amazing. we love jupiters.

“Hey that persons name is jupiter!”
“i’m gonna talk to them”
“ we love people who are jupiter (name)

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A name of a friend

The only kind of definitions that get into Urban Dictionary nowadays. Seriously, get over it.

Another A name of a friend definition in the voting section? DOWNVOTE.
#its time to stop

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gov name

Your goverment name; the oppisite of you street,hood, or nick-name; the name on your birth certificate;

'She sucked his dick so well he let her call him by his government name'

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