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ass phone

when your boss shoves a phone up your ass after you've hacked it and changed the pictures of all his contacts to porn stars

"dude i came into work today and got massive ass phone"

by jb923 January 30, 2018


cell phone

A device used for looking less alone while in public places by yourself.

My cell phone is like a magical box of universe.

by uncreative name March 28, 2019


phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.

Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.

by MattyB0604 September 22, 2015


Phone Foist

When someone is on the phone and they hand the phone to you without consent, forcing you to have an unexpected conversation.

My mom was on the phone with my great aunt. Then, I heard “Anon wants to speak with you,” and she handed the phone to me. It was a classic phone foist!

by TheFoisted February 3, 2022


Phone thug

An individual who sends threatening messages over the phone but is not able to fulfill those threats in person. To break it down, their all talk over the phone but when you see them in person, their scared or may even pretend like they didnt say anything lol....scared as fuck!!!

Tiana talking about Shanae from BGC 11 : "she wanna talk on the phone and be a phone thug" LMAO - Prime example

by T0404 December 6, 2013


ceiling phone

A statement or action so stupid, nonsensical, or completely out of left field that, were you to recieve it as a text message, you would throw your phone at the ceiling.

Out of nowhere he just started fondling the buttons on my jacket, and then winked at me! I just...Ceiling phone!

by gaffthem Two January 20, 2011


Phone Drone

a person that hardly ever looks up from their phone.

Person1: *Looks at their phone doing shit for like 1 hour straight without looking up*
Person2: phone drone...

by 7oSeven September 13, 2020