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Swinging Sausage

The art of "Hooking Monkeys" using your large firm "Monkey Tail"

Did you see Chris and Phil swinging sausages last night. Cant believe they did it right there in the foyer

by Jdog1991 December 11, 2021


Swing Guilt

a term used by former swing dancers to describe the lame guilt trip recieved from current swing dancers.

"awwww you should really come back dancing, its really gotten good!" which is a lie, its still lame.

"Oh where have you been?? you too good for us?"
Ask one more time and the answer is yes.

"Wow I ran into Jimmy today, what a dork... he kept slathering the Swing Guilt on"

by Hep Two Peeh February 11, 2010


Swing Pong

Phenonmenom in Fly In-Fly Out mining operations where two opposing swings try to mine the same orebody with different teams, ideas, hopes and dreams.
Every swing, a goodly amount of time and effort is spent progressing the recalcitrant teams direction and vision only to have the recidivist swing come in, ignore it, work on their own plan and hand it over to the the recalcitrant team a week later.

This game can be played ad infinitum.

Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week"
Recalcitrant Crew - "We have to mine lots of Waste this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Ore and we have to move the Waste"
Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Waste and we have to move the Ore - looks like we got us a game of Swing Pong"

Etc.

by Frustrated miner December 19, 2009


the swinging arm

punch thrown in rugby game disguised as a tackle. Similar to clothesline

"he came into the tackle with a swinging arm"

by Pete January 20, 2004


swing and slap

the action of slapping somebody with a wooden ruler. the specified area of which the ruler impacts may vary.

Me: Imma swing and slap Ryan so he stop being a lil bich.

by NiggaWhoLikesHead February 20, 2019


Soft swinging

Soft swinging is when two couples get together one or both partners of each couple “play” with a partner from the other couple, but no penetration occurs. Full on intercourse would make it hard swinging instead. If everyone only has sex with their own partner, but with the other couple present, that is more accurately called same-room sex or no-swap swinging.

My partner and I want to try soft swinging but we are afraid of full swaps.

by MisterCucumber April 19, 2023

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Fancy Swinging

Fancy swinging is swinging in a non-typical way such as Lap Swinging, Spider Swinging, or creating a Human Swing.

Example 1: Fancy Swinging is AMAZING!!!
Example 2: Hurry up and eat! We need to go Fancy Swing!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve May 15, 2011