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someone of jewish ethnicity or has jewish heritage and has an all year tan
hey have you been on holiday? no it's just my jew tan
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Invented by RH from Hartlepool. When you get a suntan or are sunburnt whilst wearing an unsuitable piece of clothing, or sitting with part of your body in the shade. Leaving you with visible white bits. This has no relation to the taxi driver tan.
Look at her shan-tan, she looks like she's got 'Best of Both' tits!
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When you see a chick who is questionable to be of age. Usually a chick who is at high school level but can almost pass for a older woman. Its usually that chick you really have to sit and look at before you even have the thought of sex come to mind. The males version of "spider senses".
Guy 1: Man that chick is hot, I'd love to sit that in my lap and grind her out like good coffee
Guy 2: Eww dude, wtf. You live right next to a high school. She isn't suspect to you?
Guy 1: No...
Guy 2: Seriously, thats jail bait. You touch her in your imagination and you're fucked
Guy 1: Whatever dude
Guy 2: Dude, that bitch is tan pants.
Guy 1: *Sudden Epiphany*
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hana - i just got back from spain yesterday check out my tan
jane - im so pale i look like ive been 2 north pole
hana - u got arctic tan
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What makes Snooki look orange.
Thats what tanning booths do to you....
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Kind of an oxymoron, actually. It's the lack of a tan you'd get from spending too much time at the mall being exposed to only artificial lighting. Related to the "motel tan".
All that black clothing sets up a nice contrast to your mall tan.
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