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When a guy lies on his back and one girl sits on his face and another rides him reverse cowgirl.
"Hey girls, wanna come back to my place for a canoe ride?"
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Someone who is being such an ass that they need to immediately leave your presence and float away forever like a canoe
Wyatt left you on read and hasn’t replied in over a week? What a douche canoe
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Noun: The title one gives their cheating ex.
Girlfriend: Shit, here he comes.
Boyfriend: Is that the guy you told me about?
Girlfriend: Ya; he's such a douche canoe.
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Someone who is such a douche, that his/her douchiness fills a small boat.
That guy cut me off! What a fucking douche canoe!
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If you don't shut up, I'll kick you in the moose canoe.
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see Ben Mulroney; or any other D-bag.
Amplified version of original Douche Bag.
Person A: "he was wearing a pink polo with a popped collar"
Person B: "wow what a Douche Canoe!"
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The sport of standing in the back of your canoe, paddeling really hard to the left of your opponet, and trying to ram him off his canoe.
Rules:
1) Points onlt for hitting the lifejacket
2) No deacking the guy as you pass
3) No trying to tip the guy who beat you
The canoe jousting competition was a real sucess last year, except for Mark... they never found his head...
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