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Mac Douche

A person who thinks that they are better than you for the single reason that they overpaid for an Apple Computer.

Mac Douche - "Oh, you're still using a PC? Shame... I can do all this cool stuff on my mac that you couldn't even dream of doing..."

Person - "Don't be such a mac douche. All macs are good for is dicking around."

by erud September 28, 2009

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big mac

Codename for a fat person. Usually used to notify a buddy that there is an obese person within the premises.

Dude check it out, big mac, 4 o'clock!

by HuFlungPu August 30, 2008

124๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


MAC DRE

Andre "Mac Dre" Hicks, Mac Dre, Mac Dreezy, MD, Furl, Furly, The Owner of tha Buildin. Straight out of Vallejo makin' ill raps since '84. Influenced by "The Mac". Head of 'RR'(Romper Room Gang). The next Tupac of the new uprising generation of gangsta rap/rap/neo rap. Producer/Musician/Vocalist/Creator of Thizz Entertainment. The realest and illest, and definately the most influential rapper of this day. His music will live on and for decades to come. R.I.P. Mac Dre

Mac Dre, Furl, Furly, Dre, MD, Mac Dreezy, The Owner of tha Buildin

by Mannyfresh August 19, 2005

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mac dre

Born in Oakland, grew up in Vallejo, arrested by beezie VPD. Outta prison 5 years later. Made tight lyrics that was gangsta, but had the gift of havin hard rhymes and still fuckin hilarious. Had many albums, made treal tv which showed us the Mac behind the scenes. Died in KC with a shot to the neck in '04.

Mac Dre is the #1 best rapper from the Bay
Thizz in peace Mac Dre

by Pancho aka "Thizz Kid" April 30, 2006

235๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


mac guyver'd

to make something useful out of a multitude of completely useless things.
origin: the early 90's TV series starring Richard Dean Anderson

I needed to blow up a dam, so I macgyvered up a bomb with some fertalizer and an old tin can.

by drska October 14, 2003

225๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mac out

To mac out is to chill the fuck out.

Used by seriously sophisticated cultured inderviduals with unusual vonuncular.

Often pretentious types with glasses.

Mate we need to roll out.

Nah homeslice we need to mac out, I'm baked you feel me.

Yo for sure.

by Bigharry July 7, 2017

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Mac Zealot

The most annoying person at your party; a succubus or incubus. These pervasive hipsters enjoy a luxuriant lifestyle in academia and urban environments where Mac zealots are hesitantly tolerated at great expense to the government or their parents. Grudgingly, this person runs Microsoft to make the tool functional, but still hopes the silver or white finish and bubble sounds can increase the production of pheromones. Social experiment studies have shown that subjects believe more pheromones exist in the presence of the Mac devices; although chemical studies have a proven a lack of desirability and a decrease in mojo levels. It is this inversely proportional trend of narcissism and actual desirability that most researchers conclude is a source of their quietly abrasive, soul sucking personalities. The group was a splinter group from the Satan worshiping sexually deviant Freebsd zealots. Mac zealots pay thousands of dollars to the mothership for new biofeedback devices and self help courses over ten to twenty years before the founders of the order reveal it is actually a satanic cult with roots in the biblical Garden of Eden. Their marriage ritual is often performed in rockabilly, retro, metro, or swing themes, but many observers report it is actually often quite boring and lubricated with bottom shelf liquor.

"That mac zealot in the turtleneck has followed me around all night. I think he is in rut."

by pierre_abelard October 4, 2009

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