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a person who claims to be Polish, despite not speaking the Polish language, not being raised in Poland and usually only having a single Polish person in their family tree, which is how the 'Plywood Poles' explain their supposed ethnicity. They often use words not found in contemporary Polish language (like calling goลฤ
bki dish 'golumpki', or calling their grandmothers 'busia' instead of 'babcia'), or bastardizing the traditional polish dishes by filling the pierogi with cheddar cheese
The meaning comes from a pessimist description of Poland by its citizens as "Country made from plywood and cardboard" ("kraj z dykty i kartonu") when referring to failures made by the government. As such, a 'plywood pole' is someone who tries to be Polish for the sake of having any ancestry to be proud of, but fails.
"I'm Polish, actually, my great-grandfather immigrated from Poland to the US in 1946"
"Do you speak Polish?"
"No, but I love golumpkas and pierogis"
"Heh, you're just a plywood pole then"
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When a guy gets slammed by a fat chick on top. To the point when an indentation is left in the bed, or he is left with very little penis after the sex.
"Got pissed last night, met up with a chick. She was very fat and totally pole hammered me!, woke up at 3am and needed a ladder to get out of the hole she left me in!"
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Adan was talkin smack I upped the pole on em
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When you meet and a fine ass lady on the street and put a pole up in her.
I was heading to the store yesterday and I ran in to a lady so I had to give the old stroll and pole
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1. The actual act of giving two dudes hand jobs, simultaneously.
2. More commonly used in reference to the location of ones girlfriend when in all actuality you have no idea where she is.
3. A way for someone to move up the ladder of life, often seen in corporate America.
1. Did you hear about Ashley, she was caught Ski Poling some guys in the bathroom.
2. A:Dude where your woman?
B:I don't know, probably Ski Poling some dudes for jager shots.
3. A: Damn, Ashley is moving right up in the world.
B: It's amazing what you can accomplish when you ski pole old dudes!
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Person 1: Hey, have you heard Justin Bieber's new song?
Person 2: No, Justin Bieber is a fucking pole fancy...
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One of the best racing games ever made. Released by the company, 'Namco' back in 1982, it introduced the concept of having a chase camera view, as well as the challenge of having to qualify for the main race. In 1983, it was released in the United States by Atari under license from Namco. It would go on to become the video game of 1983, and to this day, is still a great racing game.
I just beat my old score in Pole Position!
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