Nose picking

Masturbation of the nose.

You can pick it for hours just to get out some very tough and stuck snots. Once it comes out you feel euphoric and very relieved.

I was doing some nose picking my nose very hard the other day that I got out tons of boogers, felt so damn good.

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nose bleed

Nose bleed seats are seats far away and high up on the stands. It comes from the real nose bleeding which occurs at actual high altitudes.

1: Did you see the Metallica concert. I was front row!!!
2: Lucky Bastard! I could only afford nose bleed seats.

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Nose candy

Any drug you can snort.
Most commonly cocaine, but can also include heroin, meth, and ecstacy.
See booger sugar!

Man, hook me up wit sum of dat sweet ass nose candy!

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penis nose

Someone who talks like they have a penis permanently stuck in their nose.

Man #1: "Hey Lauren, what's up?"
Penis nose: "Hey, nothing much, huhuhuhuhuh"

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nose candy

Cocaine that you would snort up your nose.

I saw two kids with nose candy

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nose off

similar to a dance off between two people, a nose off is when when you compare two people's noses to see who has a bigger nose.

Jaz: Does he have a bigger nose than that other guy?
RT: I don't know, they should have a nose off.

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Red Nose

A hit-single (well, sort of,) by rapper Sage the Gemini. It's actually really catchy after it sinks in. Also, there is a dance to it (and although it's controversial, I'd rather see a party girl do it than a little kid, because that's just really bad and wrong for them to know how to do such a promiscuous dance.) Red Nose is essentially referring to a girl shaking her plump ass the way a pitbull shakes its body (after getting wet, etc.) and preferably, he names a red nose pitbull (any form of pittie with a pink or, "red" nose.) Sage is actually really fine, too! I think it's the eyes...

And she gon' shake it, like a red nose, like-like-like a- like a red nose.

My personal favorite part: I told her shake it like a red nose pitbull, and I'mma keep on throwing money till your bank full.

Yes, I do love pitbulls; don't bully my breed! :D

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