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A very gay guy. Usually likes Cleveland steamers
That new gay guy is a real Blizzard Man
When you spank a girl's ass with a frozen heath bar until it crumbles, then it feed it to her while fucking her from behind. You must remember to take breaks so the girl doesn't choke. Eat, Fuck, Eat, Fuck...repeat until done.
My girl was hungry, so I gave her a butt blizzard.
When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.
After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard
Big Boned Women from the Upper Mid-West
Guy one: Did you see that hot girl?
Guy two: Dude you must have beer goggles on! She's nothing but a Blizzard Pig!
Guy one: Why do you say that?
Guy two: She's a big as Green Bay Packer!!
The mightiest storm know to man. The only places to find it is mainly Oklahoma and sometimes Kansas.
My flight was canceled when an earthquakenado blizzard hit Oklahoma city.
Bob: Hey John, let's go get some Dairy Queen blizzards!
John: Sounds like a great idea!
I walked into the bachelorette party to surprise her but I was the one who was surprised when I saw the Scissor Blizzard going on.