I walked into the bachelorette party to surprise her but I was the one who was surprised when I saw the Scissor Blizzard going on.
Big Boned Women from the Upper Mid-West
Guy one: Did you see that hot girl?
Guy two: Dude you must have beer goggles on! She's nothing but a Blizzard Pig!
Guy one: Why do you say that?
Guy two: She's a big as Green Bay Packer!!
The mightiest storm know to man. The only places to find it is mainly Oklahoma and sometimes Kansas.
My flight was canceled when an earthquakenado blizzard hit Oklahoma city.
Bob: Hey John, let's go get some Dairy Queen blizzards!
John: Sounds like a great idea!
A term used by slimy modern media outlets to try and in-still fear in the general public over a organized pandemic. Can also be linked back to for-profit agencies
Hey, people aren’t getting vaccinated fast enough so let’s try to in-still fear in them through creating the term “viral blizzard”
When a girl jerks off two guys while five other guys jerk off on her.
She went skiing through a blizzard and just about died halfway through.
A severe snow storm with high winds blowing at a particular area
The news casters reported a blizzard approaching the town with severe speed